KEEN-Web.LOG: Darauf hat die Welt gewartet!

"I'm after a Slash/Jimmy Page sound... I was looking at the Mule and the Black Dog. Would these get that kinda sound? Any other recommendations?"

"For Page, I recommend a Black Dog.
For Slash, I recommend a bottle of Jack Daniels."

"Orange - an exotic girl with very unusual looks. Some think she's drop-dead gorgeous, yet others finder her unattractive...but she stands out in a crowd. As for her personality, in the past, she was relatively straightforward and subdued until you got her liquored up, at which point, she stripped of her clothes and had the most unbelievably rockin body, but you really had to get her wound up first. Nowadays, Orange girls do it all, and don't require all the juice that they did in the past. The RV girls are kinda schizoid, they can be simple and charming or incredibly mean...but in a sexy kinda way...they'll still pull the unexpected trick when put to the task. The AD girls are a bit more even-tempered and a little more predictable, but are no less gorgeous and fun to be with."

"Mesas would be some extremely intelligent girl with vicious mood swings, a really bad temper, and a slight drinking problem. She's thoughtful and gives really great birthday gifts. She changes her own oil, does her own taxes, and cooks her own meals. But it sucks to hang out with her and her friends because all they do is talk trash on the ones who aren't around."

"Hiwatt's... sure... That's a chick in med school. Her closet is organized by color and by fabric as well. Her CD collection is in alphabetical order. She dresses casually and in good taste, but she can drink you under the table any night of the week. She goes to church on Sundays, but listens to Refused - The Shape of Punk to come on the way there, and Mars Volta - Deloused on the way home.

"Fender... you went to high school with her. She washes her clothes at the laundromat even though there's a washer and dryer in the basement of her apartment building. Call her old fashioned if you want, she just likes being around people. She digs muscle cars because her Dad does, but wouldn't drive one, as they're too impractical. Her Taurus gets her back and forth to work just fine. She refuses to eat at McDonald's, but likes to go out for pizza and beer every so often."

"Peavy... she strikes most people as a tom boy. She has a lot of guy friends. She doesn't pay much attention to fashion or makup...and she'd be way cuter if she got rid of that terrible haircut. You'd date her though, because she's down to earth, easy to talk to, and you can have fun just hanging out doing nothing. But you'd already be planning what clothes to get her for christmas, in hopes of phasing out her current wardrobe."

"Even though she's the best friend of Orange, I think more of Matamp as olivia newton-john as she was after-being-pimped in Grease (post Doris Day look). She is 200 years old but always look like 16 so she rarely can get into a bar and have to stay at home with her loving relatives, who may not do the cleaning in the whole place except her bed room. And if it wasn't because of the green antenna in the back of the head and the funny accent, you'd never think she's from-outer-space."

"And how about the low down on Engl? The hot German supermodel you have no business even touching..."